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Don't You Taunt Me Dollar Section WordSearch!
Tonight I found myself wandering through the Tarzhay dollar section. And to what did my wondering eyes appear? But a Celebrity WordSearch book, with the RPatz on the cover in a tiny star. (Right next to Hugh Jackman and Charlize Theron.)
I had to contain my squee. It's a little known fact that feeb01 was put on this earth to SOLVE WORD SEARCHES! That's right, feeb01's hidden talent is such that feeb01 now has to refer to herself in the third person. Feeb01 was wondering how many of these booklets she could purchase without being tazered by a Target rent-a-cop.
But then, the unthinkable. As feeb01 was flipping through the pages, a celebrity word search was woefully missing. Yep, you guessed it. While the esteemed authors of Celebrity WordSearch had taken the time to create puzzles for the delightful Charlize Theron and the Wolverinetastic Hugh Jackman, they left out...yep...ROBERT PATTINSON!!
Feeb01 was devastated. She even checked every.single.page of 2 other books, but alas and alack, The Pretty was forgotten. So a word to the wise -- skip the dollar section Celebrity WordSearch book. The cover LIES!!!!!
R.I.P. RPatz'es'es WordSearch career. If only you had lasted. I would have solved you in less than a minute, but the joy would have lasted a lifetime.